No God, depression.  Know God, peace.  I think I just plagiarized a sticker I saw once, but I don’t remember what it said.  I’ll probably have people with guns at my door soon… oops, excuse me a minute my doorbell just rang, be right back.

HEY, WHO IS THIS?  WHO ARE YOU?  YES YOU, THE PERSON READING THIS MESSAGE!  THIS IS THE POLICE!  YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE YOU!  FRUITITIOUS MAN, OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS, IS UNDER ARREST BY THE US COPYRIGHT FOR PLAGIARISM UNDER PENALTY OF A MAXIMUM OF 3 YEARS IN JAIL AND/OR A MAXIMUM $25,000 FINE!  YOU HAVE READ THE MESSAGE AND NOW YOU OWE THE COPYRIGHT OWNER .01 DOLLAR ROYALTY.  IF YOU DON"T KNOW WHERE TO SEND THE ROYALTY, PLEASE SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN ummmmm… SEND YOU TO.... ummmmm… I MEAN errrrr… GIVE YOU A PERSONALLY ADDRESSED STAMPED ENVELOPE.